ZEST FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

Ok! In Black and White

A Zest friend wears a similar kind of apparel for his friend as is worn by Afghanistan for India.

You are not expected to understand the above point. Thank god Afghanistan does not have a popular cricket team, or you would have related it with the cricket boards.

Well Zest is as important in my college as nuclear reactors are to japan. Some students here have an ultimate dream of becoming the chieftain of fest.

Hence this phenomenon of zest friends get its identity.

DISCLAIMER:  all references are purely intentional.

To explain the relation between zest friends and best friends, let me start with a simple equation.

Zest  friends= friends + hawabazzi

                Or

Best friends= friends- hawabazzi

                Or

Hawabazzi = ???? (will come to it later)

To prove the above equations lemme consider an arbitrary value ‘B=a student having a prominent position in zest’

A zest friend will always want hawabazzi and for that he has to approach ‘B’ to make him/her the very best friend.

CHARACTERISTICS OF ZEST FRIENDS:-

(tareeekayy head banne kay :P)

&1.More than 60 percent of zest friends are females. (now that’s not a male chauvinistic remark!). They would not talk to B in 3 years but now they will send messages regularly.(good morning sir, gunie dear, so happy u r ma frn, where were u in last 3 years?????aaahaaaaaaaaaan…).

&2.They wud strongly hate B but at the time of the fest, they will prove that they always liked him/her as Gerald butler loved Hilary swank(my favourite) in ‘ps I love u’.

&3.They will grunt and grab at Bs ankle.

&4.They will wear very heavy perfume preferably SWS.

CHARECTERISTICS OF B:-

IF B has a banda/bandi already then zest friend will end up being a sheep. watt lagegi beta yahan bhi..

If she wasn’t meant to be sheared then god wont have made her a sheep. :)

ELSE IF B is a bewa then there are chances that zest friends will have a cake walk. They will easily get the key to the door.

HAWABAAZI:-

Hawabaazi is a complex conjugate of Tanhaiyaan.

The ones who are alone with no real friends in the college need to exhibit ‘hawabaazi’ to prove to the world that they are the most desired ones..

Trends –

Each and every girl will dress up like Madonna and guys will be left wondering why they thought her to be a clone of mayawati.(oxidation reactions zindabad- Ms. Bleaching).

These zest friends will hence move away from B as soon as fest gets over..happy hunting…even B wont loose anything. Its ironical to see people shed their ego's (the fountainhead positive 1's) and change their color as chameleons when the best thing they can do is just enjoy the celebrations and dance like no one is watching.

Best wishes for a memorable event.