WhatsApp era! Girl you are dead!

                   

Disclaimer: All references are purely intentional.

I have never been a male chauvinistic person all my life but here is a comment that comes right from my heart:

“Boys make a better use of technology than what girls do.”

Mark Zuckerberg is the real bhai (brother) of billions of men around the globe as he has completely exposed the female mentality in front of the mankind. He has this amazing sense of identifying what will exploit them the most, evident by the multibillion deal Facebook made with WhatsApp. If Facebook didn’t do much to take away the precious time of its users, WhatsApp has publicly declared that it is here to kill. I am talking about the blue read receipts which it is offering now. 

Females would rather question my stance again for referring to girls stating that everyone is affected. But I am in no mood to leave the ground especially after knowing what you do and make of yourself.

On Girls changing their Display pics and status constantly:

Nowadays, Girls don’t travel the world for recreation and relaxation, they don’t go for a lunch/ dinner to eat, they don’t party to enjoy. They do it to click pictures to put them as their DP’s on WhatsApp. What a price!

If you see a girl changing her DP constantly, there is a huge possibility that she is doing that only to give the guys a reason to strike a conversation, to compliment her, to confirm what people think of her curves and edges. Then there are all sorts of WhatsApp status. One of my friend recently put her status as “I am so hot” with a smiley of fire. And after a week she changed it to “Don’t keep on looking at my status, get a life!” (Enough, now don’t start questioning in your mind why and how I read it: P)

There is a common problem these days that guys don’t really appreciate their girls. Ladies! If you make yourself so easily available that by merely texting you a few words we can get into your head, please be ready to facilitate our departure soon. We only value the things in life that we earn the hard way. We like the chase.

One may try and analyze why girls in particular are so vulnerable to this nonsense. A wise person will be of the opinion that females have this inherent need to be complimented. You tell a friend of yours- “Looking good”. She won’t thank you. Rather she will say- “What”. She wants to listen it again. She wants you to come up with more words. She cribs for that. She becomes ecstatic when she gets your approval, when nobody praises her she feels neglected. Girls! You really need that? Because if you don’t you really give us that impression.

Gone are the times when people use to nurture friendships and relationships gradually. It’s a WhatsApp era. You just find a phone number, forward a message or compliment/ comment on her DP/ status and the journey begins. I am sorry but the road you have taken up has a dead end. It will hurt you badly. It might kill all your hopes and aspirations. Most importantly it will kill the most important thing in the world- your time and along with it all your energies and your youth. Believe me we only like you when we see you progressing confidently in the direction of your goals, no matter how small or big they are. While we may get amused by your responses, we only like the girls who do not wear their hearts on their sleeves but on the place where it is meant to be.  You might get adulation of hundreds of boys but the right one will only come to you when you are at peace with yourself, when you are comfortable in your skin and when you don’t expose.

A guy once tried to educate me about relationships in life. According to him, just like five fingers, we have five imaginary boxes in life. He said we need to have every box filled all the time otherwise we will feel a void. These five boxes as he explained are parents, siblings, friends, a girl and money. He further explained that while we have no control over the first two boxes, we should constantly watch the other three. He was in a serious relationship for two years (which was his third), and then he just had an abrupt break up. The next day he proposed another girl on WhatsApp. He said he just needs someone to take care of him, to tease him, to flirt with him and date him. "guruji Aap Gyaani Hai, charan Kaha Hai Aapke (Reverend teacher, I would like to touch your feet)”. The irony is that this looser succeeds all the time and hurts someone. Please don’t be a victim because such people are everywhere.

“Last seen”- A new way of stalking!

One of my colleagues happened to be sitting beside me on the dinner table. I told her that I sleep early mostly by 10.30 PM to which she said that I was lying as she usually saw my “Last seen” to be past midnight. I was shocked. I have never interacted with her on WhatsApp. Then how come did she see my “Last seen”. Stop! Hey is that a new way of stalking? (Confession: I got a good feeling about it). It’s not just her. Many girls do that.

Boys! An advice! If your girl is online all the time, she is not talking to someone else.  She is just checking “Last seen” of everyone on her friend list. Or she is checking your “Last seen” when you are checking her “Last seen”. Hisab barabar (You guys are equal!). The next feature on WhatsApp would be “Last seen with”.

Most of my friends are busy with their WhatsApp’s even when we are sitting in a group. I wonder just to bring people who are far away a little close; we tend to distance the people who are actually sitting close.

I didn’t write this post to insult you or to smirk at what you do or to be patronizing. I just want to remind you that there is a reason we call you “fair sex”. You have a high emotional quotient than what we have. Don’t make a fool of yourself by seeking attention in such a way. We would like to see you carrying yourself confidently in real life scenarios. We have nothing to do with your WhatsApp DP or your status. We don’t judge you by that. We can’t resist talking to you when you shine with simplicity.

Good guys only like good girls! Not the ones obsessed with seeking attention.

It’s a New Year time. Among all the other resolutions you take, please take one to use WhatsApp wisely. Not for us but for yourself.

P.S- You won’t be able to check my WhatsApp last seen as I have disabled it. But I am eagerly waiting for your WhatsApp message! : P

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